[logs] ugliest application logs ever?

[Marcus J. Ranum]

>> I wanted to turn this into a formal contest but figured I'd poll the
>> list first: what are the ugliest, most useless application logs that
>> you've seen?

You cannot top this. Seriously.

"The Microsoft Exchange Information Store service depends on
the Microsoft Exchange Directory service which failed to
start because of the following error:
The operation completed successfully."

mjr.